Too...many...blog...opportunities

Because there is such a cornucopia of bafflingly misguided (or evil--it depends on intent) programs-du-jour that B.O. has thus far shot through Congress, I find myself torn in deciding blog topics.

Do I pick the half-witted stammering that demonstrates his complete lack of underlying beliefs that Barak shows us when he can't see his teleprompters?

Do I pick the endless parade of tax cheats and ethically-retarded men and women who comprise his cabinet?

Do I pick his Marxist programs? His bent toward global governance? What's a blogger to do?

Rather than being able to "focus like a laser beam," as Medved likes to say, I simply can't select. And perhaps that's Barak's strategy: shotgun-blast so many things that are anathema to manly men (and independent women) that we cannot all choose one.

We then become divided, no ten bloggers can come together on the same topic on a given day, and by the tomorrow we'll have a dozen more outrages against the Constitution, and the same problem will exist again.

We can't possibly keep up with the outrages, and that's probably Rahm's plan. We need one blogger to set up a calendar, and put each outrage on a calendar. Then, we simply go to the calendar, check to see which topic we should focus on for that day, and then write about it.

If my math is correct, we should have enough topics (at 2 Constitutional outrages per day) to last until the election in 2012.